Food Menu

Foreplay

Appetizers and Snacks

Seasoned Fries

Lemon Pepper Fries

Baked Potato Fries

Cajun Fries

$6.50

Garlic Fries

$6.50

Sweet Potato Fries

Garlic Parmesan Fries

$7.50

Brussels Sprouts

Choose from parmesan, teriyaki, zinger, or smokey maple. Add bacon (+$2)

Chips and House-Made Salsa

Chips and House-Made Guacamole

Jalapeno Poppers

Small

Large

Mozzarella Sticks

Small

Large

Deep Fried Mushrooms

Mac & Cheese Bites

Calamari

Vegetable Eggrolls

Edamame

Small

Large

Gyoza (Fried Potstickers)

Small

Large

Our Kinks

Why Kiki specialty dishes you won't find anywhere else!

Chicks n' Dicks or Pound Cakes (Classic)

Open wide for our version of chicken & waffles! 3 chicken strips & 2 thick PENIS or wide open VULVA waffles

$12.69

Fiesta Chicks n' Dicks or Pound Cakes

3 chicken strips & 2 waffles filled with bacon, cheese & jalapeño, topped with guacamole, cilantro & crema.

$12.69

Chicks n' Bacon Whiskey Dicks or Pound Cakes

3 chicken strips & 2 waffles filled with bacon, whiskey & brown sugar, served with our special whiskey syrup.

$12.69

Just Dicks Or Poundcakes

3 thick PENIS or wide open VULVA waffles. Choose regular, fiesta, or bacon whiskey.

$12.69

Gang Bang Burger

Get double teamed! 2 beef patties, 2x the cheese, 2 bacon strips, 2 mozzarella sticks, 2 chicken strips, 2 jalapeño poppers.

$20.69

Gang Bang Kiki-dilla

This mega-dilla will fill you right up. It’s our quesadilla plus 2 jalapeño poppers, 2 mozzarella sticks, 2 chicken strips, 2 strips of bacon. Can you take it?

$18.69

Crispy Rosebud

Battered, deep-fried onion blossom, gluten free.

Gluten free

Coconut Creampie Dog

A juicy 1/4 lb hot dog topped with our house-made coconut relish.

Sweet Things

Famous Why Kiki dick waffles and pound cakes—on the sweeter side! Add a scoop of French Vanilla ice cream for $3.

Pineapple Upside Down Dick or Poundcake

Pineapple & cherry filled waffle topped with whipped cream & a yummy pineapple drizzle.

Pumpkin Spice Dick or Poundcake

A moist pumpkin spice waffle topped with cream cheese frosting, caramel, & walnuts.

Cinnamon Roll Dick or Poundcake

Cinnamon and sugar waffle with a drizzle of sweet glaze. Try it with ice cream!

S'more Dick or Poundcake

Chocolate chip & marshmallows waffle topped with marshmallow cream, chocolate drizzle, and crushed graham cracker.

Birthday Cake Dick or Poundcake

Celebrate your special day with a confetti waffle topped with whipped cream & even more sprinkles.

Bun Stuff

Choice of fries or tots included with all Bun Stuff. Upgrade for some extra flavor! seasoned (+2), garlic (+2), garlic parm (+3), sweet potato (+3), cajun (+2), cheese (+3), lemon pepper (+1) & wait, there’s more... bling your burger! Add double meat (+3), double cheese (+2), bacon (+3), garlic (+1), avocado (+2), jalapeño (+1)

Hamburger

1/3 lb. Black Angus patty on a vegan Salt City Baking bun. Lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, stone ground mustard, mayo, ketchup.

$10

Cheeseburger

1/3 lb. Black Angus patty on a vegan Salt City Baking bun. Cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, stone ground mustard, mayo, ketchup.

$12

Beyond Meat Vegan Burger

Beyond Meat patty on a vegan Salt City Baking bun. Lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, stone ground mustard, ketchup. (no cheese or mayo)

$14

Vegan

Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

Grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, lettuce, ranch

$13.50

Chicken Caesar Sandwich

Grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, lettuce, asiago, parmesan, caesar.

$13.50

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Crispy chicken, mozzarella, tomato, lettuce, blue cheese, and buffalo sauce.

$13.50

Chicken Parm Handheld

Crispy chicken, mozzarella, parmesan, marinara sauce

$13.50

Philly Cheesesteak

Thinly sliced beefsteak, melted mozzarella cheese, sauteed pepper and onions on a Salt City Baking hoagie

$13.50

Shrimp Po Boy

Popcorn shrimp, cabbage, carrots, remoulade on a Salt City Baking hoagie

$16

Double Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog

A juicy 1/4 lb wrapped in bacon & deep fried til it sizzles, served on a Salt City Baking bun

$12

Toss Your Salad

Toss your own or let us toss it for you... Ooh la la! Choose your dressing: ranch, caesar, poppyseed, raspberry vinaigrette, balsamic, sesame asian, or honey mustard + grilled chicken (+4) + crispy chicken (+4) + butterfly shrimp (+6) + coconut shrimp (+6) + grilled shrimp (+6) + marinated steak (+5) + hard boiled eggs (+1)

Side Salad

Cherry tomatoes, onions, carrots, cucumbers, croutons, and asiago parmesan

Big Salad

Cherry tomatoes, green peppers, croutons, onions carrots, cucumbers, and asiago parmesan.

Wrap It Up!

add fries or tots (3.5), side salad (5)

LGBTQ

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, & Queso (melted chedda)

$11

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Grilled chicken, bacon bits, tomato, lettuce, ranch dressing

$10

Chicken Caesar

Grilled chicken, bacon bits, lettuce, asiago parmesan, croutons, caesar dressing

$10

Buffalo Chicken

Crispy chicken, tomato, lettuce, mozzarella, ranch, and zesty buffalo sauce.

$10

Chicken Parm

Crispy chicken, marinara, mozzarella, parmesan, lettuce

$12

Going Down South

Get spicy! Travel south of the border and bury your face in something tasty.

Just Cheese KIKI-dilla

Cheese quesadilla topped with crema and cilantro

$10

KIKI-dilla

Better than a regular quesadilla, our KIKI dillas come with your choice of protein (carne asada, grilled chicken, crispy chicken, pulled pork) plus fiesta and mozzarella cheeses, onions, jalapeño, mexican crema, cilantro, and our house-made guacamole (substitute grilled shrimp +3)

$14

Vegan KIKI-dilla

Jackfruit, vegan cheese, onions, jalapeño, cilantro, house-made, guacamole

$14