Food Menu
Foreplay
Appetizers and Snacks
Seasoned Fries
$6
Lemon Pepper Fries
$6
Baked Potato Fries
$6
Cajun Fries
$6.50
Garlic Fries
$6.50
Sweet Potato Fries
$7
Garlic Parmesan Fries
$7.50
Brussels Sprouts
Choose from parmesan, teriyaki, zinger, or smokey maple. Add bacon (+$2)
$8
Chips and House-Made Salsa
$6
Chips and House-Made Guacamole
$9
Jalapeno Poppers
Small
$5
Large
$9
Mozzarella Sticks
Small
$5
Large
$9
Deep Fried Mushrooms
$7
Mac & Cheese Bites
$6
Calamari
$9
Vegetable Eggrolls
$5
Edamame
Small
$5
Large
$9
Gyoza (Fried Potstickers)
Small
$5
Large
$9
Our Kinks
Why Kiki specialty dishes you won't find anywhere else!
Chicks n' Dicks or Pound Cakes (Classic)
Open wide for our version of chicken & waffles! 3 chicken strips & 2 thick PENIS or wide open VULVA waffles
$12.69
Fiesta Chicks n' Dicks or Pound Cakes
3 chicken strips & 2 waffles filled with bacon, cheese & jalapeño, topped with guacamole, cilantro & crema.
$12.69
Chicks n' Bacon Whiskey Dicks or Pound Cakes
3 chicken strips & 2 waffles filled with bacon, whiskey & brown sugar, served with our special whiskey syrup.
$12.69
Just Dicks Or Poundcakes
3 thick PENIS or wide open VULVA waffles. Choose regular, fiesta, or bacon whiskey.
$12.69
Gang Bang Burger
Get double teamed! 2 beef patties, 2x the cheese, 2 bacon strips, 2 mozzarella sticks, 2 chicken strips, 2 jalapeño poppers.
$20.69
Gang Bang Kiki-dilla
This mega-dilla will fill you right up. It’s our
quesadilla plus 2 jalapeño poppers, 2 mozzarella sticks, 2 chicken strips, 2 strips of bacon. Can you take it?
$18.69
Crispy Rosebud
Battered, deep-fried onion blossom,
gluten free.
$8
Coconut Creampie Dog
A juicy 1/4 lb hot dog topped with our
house-made coconut relish.
$7
Sweet Things
Famous Why Kiki dick waffles and pound cakes—on the sweeter side!
Add a scoop of French Vanilla ice cream for $3.
Pineapple Upside Down Dick or Poundcake
Pineapple & cherry filled waffle topped with whipped cream & a yummy pineapple drizzle.
$5
Pumpkin Spice Dick or Poundcake
A moist pumpkin spice waffle topped with cream cheese frosting, caramel, & walnuts.
$5
Cinnamon Roll Dick or Poundcake
Cinnamon and sugar waffle with a drizzle of sweet glaze. Try it with ice cream!
$5
S'more Dick or Poundcake
Chocolate chip & marshmallows waffle topped with marshmallow cream, chocolate drizzle, and crushed graham cracker.
$5
Birthday Cake Dick or Poundcake
Celebrate your special day with a confetti waffle topped with whipped cream & even more sprinkles.
$5
Bun Stuff
Choice of fries or tots included with all Bun Stuff.
Upgrade for some extra flavor! seasoned (+2), garlic (+2), garlic parm (+3), sweet
potato (+3), cajun (+2), cheese (+3), lemon pepper (+1)
& wait, there’s more... bling your burger! Add double meat (+3), double cheese
(+2), bacon (+3), garlic (+1), avocado (+2), jalapeño (+1)
Hamburger
1/3 lb. Black Angus patty on a vegan Salt City Baking bun. Lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, stone ground mustard, mayo, ketchup.
$10
Cheeseburger
1/3 lb. Black Angus patty on a vegan Salt City Baking bun. Cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, stone ground mustard, mayo, ketchup.
$12
Beyond Meat Vegan Burger
Beyond Meat patty on a vegan Salt City Baking bun. Lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, stone ground mustard, ketchup. (no cheese or mayo)
$14
Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich
Grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, lettuce, ranch
$13.50
Chicken Caesar Sandwich
Grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, lettuce, asiago, parmesan, caesar.
$13.50
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Crispy chicken, mozzarella, tomato, lettuce, blue cheese, and buffalo sauce.
$13.50
Chicken Parm Handheld
Crispy chicken, mozzarella, parmesan, marinara sauce
$13.50
Philly Cheesesteak
Thinly sliced beefsteak, melted mozzarella cheese, sauteed pepper and onions on a Salt City Baking hoagie
$13.50
Shrimp Po Boy
Popcorn shrimp, cabbage, carrots, remoulade on a Salt City Baking hoagie
$16
Double Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog
A juicy 1/4 lb wrapped in bacon & deep fried til it sizzles, served on a Salt City Baking bun
$12
Toss Your Salad
Toss your own or let us toss it for you... Ooh la la! Choose your dressing: ranch, caesar, poppyseed, raspberry vinaigrette, balsamic,
sesame asian, or honey mustard
+ grilled chicken (+4)
+ crispy chicken (+4)
+ butterfly shrimp (+6)
+ coconut shrimp (+6)
+ grilled shrimp (+6)
+ marinated steak (+5)
+ hard boiled eggs (+1)
Side Salad
Cherry tomatoes, onions, carrots, cucumbers,
croutons, and asiago parmesan
$5
Big Salad
Cherry tomatoes, green peppers, croutons,
onions carrots, cucumbers, and asiago parmesan.
$9
Wrap It Up!
add fries or tots (3.5), side salad (5)
LGBTQ
Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, & Queso (melted chedda)
$11
Chicken Bacon Ranch
Grilled chicken, bacon bits, tomato, lettuce, ranch dressing
$10
Chicken Caesar
Grilled chicken, bacon bits, lettuce, asiago parmesan, croutons, caesar dressing
$10
Buffalo Chicken
Crispy chicken, tomato, lettuce, mozzarella, ranch, and zesty buffalo sauce.
$10
Chicken Parm
Crispy chicken, marinara, mozzarella, parmesan, lettuce
$12
Going Down South
Get spicy! Travel south of the border and bury your face in something tasty.
Just Cheese KIKI-dilla
Cheese quesadilla topped with crema and
cilantro
$10
KIKI-dilla
Better than a regular quesadilla, our KIKI
dillas come with your choice of protein
(carne asada, grilled chicken, crispy chicken,
pulled pork) plus fiesta and mozzarella
cheeses, onions, jalapeño, mexican crema,
cilantro, and our house-made guacamole
(substitute grilled shrimp +3)
$14
Vegan KIKI-dilla
Jackfruit, vegan cheese, onions, jalapeño,
cilantro, house-made, guacamole
$14
